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'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

"Are they really fresh?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"Multi-level marketing!"

Cold caller.

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'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

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"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Why do I think that someone has made up these numbers?'

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

'Before sending these ideas I have to the boss, run them past legal, my Ouija board and my magic 8 ball.'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

"I'll write your a prescription for a medication that's been recommended in three out of four commercials."

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

"Got any lightbulbs that WON'T BE the last ones I'll ever buy?"

"But cats love it in the commercials!" "They're acting!"

"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

Extended warranty on the sales guy.

'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

'Yeah, just like the ad said - they have more blackjack tables than any other casino.'