Skeptic Of Sales Pillows

"58 M.P.G. easy.."

Stock market investment advice

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"Multi-level marketing!"

Down on Her.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Cold caller.

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'It's scoundrel time . . . '

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Sales company

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

Couple with a scratch card - 'Wow! We haven't won a free holiday...'

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

'Why do I think that someone has made up these numbers?'

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

"Got any lightbulbs that WON'T BE the last ones I'll ever buy?"

"But cats love it in the commercials!" "They're acting!"

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."