Sales Call Skeptic Gifts

"Bloody telemarketers! Always when you're just sitting down for dinner."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"Multi-level marketing!"

Cold caller.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Weight Gain Denial

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Woman and scales.

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

Please seat to be weighted.

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Sales company

'Your weight second opinion.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'LIAR!'

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"The improvement is the higher price."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

'You lie!'