Sales Call Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift idea for the sales call survivor? Our collection embodies the grit and humor needed to stay positive through every challenging pitch. Perfect for the relentless communicator who turns ‘no’ into ‘know how’ with style.

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'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.' mockup

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

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'Put me down as one of the cranky 20%.' mockup

'Put me down as one of the cranky 20%.'

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"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?" mockup

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes." mockup

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

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"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?" mockup

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

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'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.' mockup

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

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'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....' mockup

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

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"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..." mockup

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

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Do not feed the clerks.

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"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management." mockup

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

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"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ." mockup

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

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'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?' mockup

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

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'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!' mockup

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

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"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2." mockup

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

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"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!" mockup

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

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'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.' mockup

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

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'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.' mockup

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

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Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

Complaints about how we handled your complaint. mockup

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

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'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?' mockup

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

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"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

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