Close Call Survivors Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for someone who's survived a close call? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that capture their resilience and positive spirit. Perfect for celebrating life's precious moments and reminding survivors of their strength with funny and uplifting designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints.

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"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?" mockup

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

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"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat." mockup

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

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'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?' mockup

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.' mockup

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

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"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?" mockup

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

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'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.' mockup

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

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"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm." mockup

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

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"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers." mockup

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

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The Department of Lessons Learned... mockup

The Department of Lessons Learned...

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"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..." mockup

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

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'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!' mockup

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

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'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...' mockup

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

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"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2." mockup

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

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'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.' mockup

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

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'How did the meeting go?'

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"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."

"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9." mockup

"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."

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"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings." mockup

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

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"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!" mockup

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

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'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!' mockup

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

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"Your car warranty is about to expire..."

"Your car warranty is about to expire..." mockup

"Your car warranty is about to expire..."

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'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.' mockup

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

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"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

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