Skeptic Of Salesmen Gifts

'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

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'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

"Multi-level marketing!"

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

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'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

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'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'Why do I think that someone has made up these numbers?'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

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"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

"But cats love it in the commercials!" "They're acting!"

"Got any lightbulbs that WON'T BE the last ones I'll ever buy?"

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.