Fence-sitter Fan Pillows

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

En garde!

"Tunnel of love"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

ATM withdrawal

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Bip."

Automatic swing machine

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

En-guard dog.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

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