Cloud Gazing T-Shirts

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

Crash clouds

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I see a horse, a puppy … and that one looks like a Rauschenberg installation!"

'If we stop looking at the clouds, does a screen saver come on?'

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

'Unfortunately it gets a bit smelly up here when we have a mackerel sky.'

"Good game."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Man showing in the rain.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Serenading

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

The Big Tipper

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'