Light Catcher Gifts

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Beach con-man.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Opening the door to new customers

A Venus cow trap.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Stick Dreams

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I slept funny!"

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Dreaming pets.

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Vegan Insomnia

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...