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Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Beach con-man.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Opening the door to new customers

A Venus cow trap.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Stick Dreams

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I slept funny!"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

"Hey, catch me a wave."

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Dreaming pets.

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

'Okay, fine. . . Then could you just spread the money out on your desk so I can see what it would've looked like?'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Vegan Insomnia