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'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Whoa. Serious firefly.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Lighthouse

"D'you know what I miss most, Marion - sunsets."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

WiFi Signals

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Courage. Love.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Window in the Sky.

"Well, now we've seen it."

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Walken On Clouds