Light Bulb Chaser T-Shirts

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

When giraffes get ideas.

Candle Moment

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Media Whore Raceway.

Octopus gets tickled pink

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

Flower Seller.

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

Looking for Inspiration

"I didn't get an office with a window, so I took matters into my own hands."

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

"D'you know what I miss most, Marion - sunsets."

Lighthouse

'Ruffkin found by removing the shade from his standard lamp and standing directly in front of it, he could give the impression of being very creative.'

"You aren’t allowed to film the police unless it’s Golden Hour."

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."