Light Bulb Chaser Mugs

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Polar bear bowling alley

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

When giraffes get ideas.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Candle Moment

Octopus gets tickled pink

Media Whore Raceway.

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

The evolution of an idea.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.

Whoa. Serious firefly.

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

Looking for Inspiration

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

Flower Seller.

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

"I didn't get an office with a window, so I took matters into my own hands."

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

Lighthouse

'Ruffkin found by removing the shade from his standard lamp and standing directly in front of it, he could give the impression of being very creative.'

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

"D'you know what I miss most, Marion - sunsets."