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'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Life in the fastest lane.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Astronaut

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A tessellation of running figures.

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Flower tribute