Laser Chasers Pillows

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Surfing koala.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Life in the fastest lane.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Astronaut

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'I've got a board meeting!'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

A tessellation of running figures.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A Discreet Hint.

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

Flower tribute