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'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"A possible eureka."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Chasing Covid Variants

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Actually, sir, this might just be better than sliced bread.'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Robert Smith

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

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"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Be careful with the ideas you generate during the brainstorming session, lest they result in another round of drug testing."