Speed Chasers Pillows

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Ancient Racing

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Breakthrough

Stormy weather

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Computer Controlled Car

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Weather today.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Get a life

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Pamplona 500

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

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