Spark Chasers Pillows

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Match and Heart

A Discreet Hint.

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Bon Voyage

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

Flower tribute

The weight of winning gold.

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Go to Daddy!'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Jetplane flying through clouds.

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Cross Channel Leap

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

Sundial Watch

"On your mark, get set, go!"