Sun Chasers Pillows

'That has to be a mirage.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'You were on your honeymoon- so what if it rained every day!'

Sundial Watch

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I blame global warming!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bike Rides

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I love this time of day."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."