Sun Chasers Gifts

'That has to be a mirage.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'You were on your honeymoon- so what if it rained every day!'

Sundial Watch

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bird Tweet.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

'I blame global warming!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Bike Rides

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I love this time of day."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"