Athletic Comebacks Pillows

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

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"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

How Gary got his groove back.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

'Reinventing myself.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

'Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !' 'Yes Madam and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober.'