Career Rebuilding Gifts

Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

37 years in the same position.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Working Holiday

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Danger Slow Sand.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Graduate

Sid Sinatra.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Tweaking the CV.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'