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Takeaway Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for your takeaway philosopher? Our curated selection features clever, humorous items that blend deep thoughts with a lighthearted twist. Ideal for those who love to ponder life's big questions over a coffee or during quiet moments. Whether on mugs, shirts, or prints, these products speak to the creative thinker who appreciates a dash of wit in their daily routine. Surprise the thoughtful friend or inspire your own contemplative side with crafts that celebrate curiosity and insight.
'I sent out for everything.'
'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'
'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."
Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.
"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."
'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'
I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'
Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips
'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'
'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'
Cosy night in
'My hero!'
Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone
Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.
"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"
'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'
Food van driving through an office.
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
Stay at home food pyramid
"Careful it's hot." (Colour)
'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'
...the onion rings
"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."
"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"
"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
Takeaway Philosopher Gifts Collection
Takeaway Philosopher Mugs
Explore more witty and thoughtful takeaway philosopher mugs—perfect for contemplative coffee breaks.
Takeaway Philosopher Pillows
Find cozy comfort with pillows that feature clever ideas and sayings inspired by takeaway philosophers.
Takeaway Philosopher Prints
Brighten your space with prints that combine philosophy and humor—great for any thoughtful decor.
Takeaway Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover our collection of takeaway philosopher t-shirts, where wit meets wearability for the creative mind.