Takeaway Tales Gifts

'I thought we ordered the double crust.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Cosy night in

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Stay at home food pyramid

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Food van driving through an office.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."