Takeaway Tales Gifts

'I thought we ordered the double crust.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Cosy night in

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Stay at home food pyramid

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."