Takeaways Gifts

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Hello, this is Joe's Pizza Parlor - You haven't ordered a pizza for almost a week, and we're getting worried!'

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

New To The Job: Pizza Delivery Guy

Ye Olde Kebabbe Shoppe.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'Well, she kept saying, Anything else?'

"Mmm, something smells good! Have you been to yhe takeaway?"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

The late supper

'I sent out for everything.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone