Takeaways Gifts

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Hello, this is Joe's Pizza Parlor - You haven't ordered a pizza for almost a week, and we're getting worried!'

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

Ye Olde Kebabbe Shoppe.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'Well, she kept saying, Anything else?'

"Mmm, something smells good! Have you been to yhe takeaway?"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

The late supper

'I sent out for everything.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Cosy night in

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Stay at home food pyramid