Takeaway Traveler Gifts

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Vaccination Passport

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Food van driving through an office.

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

...the onion rings

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Subway Library