Takeout Strategist Gifts

'One down, six to go.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Cosy night in

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Pizza at the Round Table

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Stay at home food pyramid