Takeout Guru Gifts

'To her, the four basic food groups are: canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Cosy night in

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Stay at home food pyramid

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"