Takeaway Addict Pillows

'Pizza delivery standards are not what they used to be!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Cosy night in

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

Stay at home food pyramid

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Pizza at the Round Table

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."