Takeout Gourmand T-Shirts

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Just one more choccy...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Pizza at the Round Table

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Stay at home food pyramid

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."