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"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party Animals.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Dijon Vu

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Endangered Entrees

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Capturing a Cook

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

'A pork pie in its wrapper, please.'

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

Fast Food

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'