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"Thank you for the chicken and thank you for the rice. Thanks for the spinach available on request."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Just one more choccy...

Boy baking a cake.

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Dijon Vu

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'Worms?! I'd rather have a pizza!'

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'