Kitchen Gourmand T-Shirts

'Hey, we're getting a twheat.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Just one more choccy...

Sushi Train Spotters

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Call this cordon bleu?"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Endangered Entrees

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'