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Fish eaten by big fish who is followed by another fish who gets the wastage

"It's a liability issue, sir -- You have to be 21 to order the lobster."

'I sent out for everything.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"How's the salmon?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Platter confusion.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'How was the squid?'

Just one more choccy...

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle