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"Don't order the calamari."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

Thermidor Dali

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Civilized Salmon

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Catching flying fish...'