Seafood Gourmet Mugs

"Don't order the calamari."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

Thermidor Dali

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Civilized Salmon

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Thermidor Dali

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Catching flying fish...'