Seafood Mugs

'Ooh, that's better!'

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

'Great idea, Pete!'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Oyster Vendor

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

The Guilty Conscience at a Seafood Restaurant.

Fishing

"Yes!!! I will marry you!"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Mussel Relaxant.

"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"

Who knew this place had a hot tub.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'I would appreciate it, Prescott, if you would stop referring to the oyster platter as the sea-booger special!'

'Are we tired of being salad? Are we tired of being cocktails? Are we tired of being bait?'

'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"The special is halibut because It's getting kind of old."

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'We're all about options around here.'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Fresh Lobster

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."