Seafood Gifts

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

'Great idea, Pete!'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Oyster Vendor

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Mussel Relaxant.

Who knew this place had a hot tub.

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Are we tired of being salad? Are we tired of being cocktails? Are we tired of being bait?'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

The Guilty Conscience at a Seafood Restaurant.

'I would appreciate it, Prescott, if you would stop referring to the oyster platter as the sea-booger special!'

"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'

Fishing

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"The special is halibut because It's getting kind of old."

'I wish you'd told me you were inviting them. Thomas hates shellfish.'

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"I can't wait till they end this lockdown."

'We're all about options around here.'

'Lobster fork.'