Seafood Cuisine Gifts

"If you like anchovies you'll love it, but you have to like anchovies."

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"How's the salmon?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Civilized Salmon

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Fresh fish

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Catching flying fish...'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Dali Chooses a Lobster