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'Worms?! I'd rather have a pizza!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Dijon Vu

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

Capturing a Cook

Endangered Entrees

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!