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'Worms?! I'd rather have a pizza!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Just one more choccy...

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Dijon Vu

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Capturing a Cook

Endangered Entrees

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.