Takeout Gourmand Prints

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Stay at home food pyramid

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Pizza at the Round Table

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'