Takeout Gourmets Mugs

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I think we overordered."

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Please Wait and wait and wait.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Stay at home food pyramid

French bread

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."