
"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"
Start their day with a smile by gifting a takeout-themed mug filled with caffeine and humor. Perfect for anyone who loves their food and a good laugh in the morning.
"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"
"Save some for Mommy, Princess."
'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
"Delivery."
'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'
"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"
"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."
'My hero!'
'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'
ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!
Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone
'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'
'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'
We can order Lebanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian or Greek.
"Careful it's hot." (Colour)
'Wang's Chinese Cuisine - We deliver carry-out orders by hummer!'
"I'll have terrine de porc, the jarret de boeuf en daube with chou farci, and the meringues aux noisettes...to go."
Man delivering a tall stack of pizzas.
'Gone out, your dinner's in the telephone' dial a pizza
To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.
Convention - Chinese Takeout.
ACCUPIZZA: "I think I understand the source of your confusion, Sir. You were under the impression that 'Accu' stood for 'Accurate'."
"Did you order the nicotine-caffeine-alcohol combo special?"
"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."
"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"
"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."
"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."
"I know you didn't order a pizza. We're delivering this on spec."
"Our restaurant delivers, but not necessarily what you order."
"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"
Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!
Rat Takeaway.
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