Cheese Gourmets Mugs

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Ghostbasters 3

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

French bread

The Perfect Garden.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

The Ghost of Food

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

White Water Cookery

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Why the chicken crossed the road.