Lockdown Gourmets Mugs

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I sent out for everything.'

The new normal

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Ghostbasters 3

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Stay at home food pyramid

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

French bread

"Dinner looks delicious."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"Thanks for the starter!"

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

The Ghost of Food

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"Made a king-sized portion of my Nana's famous cheese ball with toast points..."

White Water Cookery

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"

I Drank At A Bar In 2020