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The Ghost of Food

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Ghostbasters 3

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

French bread

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Eating the Cocktail Olive

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

The Ghoulogy

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"Scrooge, I'm the ghost of Christmas past and this is Dave, the ghost of Christmas p****d."

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine.

White Water Cookery

'Of course I'm back. You didn't think I'd be that easy to get rid of did you?'

'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'

Why the chicken crossed the road.

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"

"Have you been snacking between meals again..?"

Soul Food