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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

French bread

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Eating the Cocktail Olive

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

The Ghost of Food

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"Unitarian. You?"

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

White Water Cookery

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"