Game-day Foodie Mugs

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Beer Order

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Bowl Games.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Well, we've got to go to Milan for the second leg and coming back from 4-0 down won't be easy, but the lads are conf. . .'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

Golf Ball Meatball

Football Food.

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."