Stadium Snacker Gifts

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

Football today

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Breakfast surreal.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Out to Scrunch.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Burger Discus

Another football season comes to an end.

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'

'Pass this down, please.'