Stadium Snacker Mugs

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

Football today

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Breakfast surreal.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Do you want fries with that?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Out to Scrunch.

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Burger Discus

Another football season comes to an end.

'Pass this down, please.'

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

"It's great, this week we've eaten Greek, French, Italian, American, Moroccan, Indian ..."

'I'm hungry... let's go to a baseball game.'

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

Soccer Match.